The boot met the derriere yesterday after I miscalculated my weight gain. Instead of seeing an extra 10 evil lbs I saw an army of 20 of the little bastards. Panic genuinely set in! It was very nearly a case of 'instant bulimia' but then, before me a vision appeared. Tyra Banks : model, tv presenter, chat show host, inventor, producer, business woman, style guru, and apparition (apparently!) If Tyra's taught us anything, it's that gut chucking to get thin is bad. (Like, seriously, you know!?) She whispered her wise words, struck a pose and told me to watch out for her next series (or 'Cycle') on Living. Feeling inspired and a little confused as to how my visions appear to be sponsored by Sky, I set about building my plan.
Out came the 'alli' weight loss pills, the free weights, the swimming shorts and the food diary iPhone app. Tyra's words echoing in my chubby ears I set off to my beloveded m&S to stock up.
My last diet was all juices, the one before that was cabbage, then before that was the alli programme (I diet a lot). I had decided on alli again as my weapon of choice. So I stocked up on the permitted foods and thigh chafed my way back home fantasising about how slim I'll be at my Brother's wedding.